Mahoo's Meandering Memoir

Hi, My scribbles and rambles from Japan for family and friends to peruse at their leisure. Pardon the grammatical and spelling errors. I'm often posting late at night and knackered. much love and peace, mahoo copyright 2006

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Family

Act City is the cyclindrical sky scraper, where I had lunch atop the building for a family reunion in Hamamatsu city.

I met my extended Japanese family today, which was an occasion since I had not seen them in 20 years. I was wondering if I would recognize them, but I was spotted by my eldest cousin. There appeared to be a large group and I was suddenly overwhelmed. This was the first time I was doing 'Japanese family' on my own. There usually appears to be so much protocol, but as the foreign cousin, I guess I am allowed to make mistakes.












They took me up to the hotel restaurant for a fantastic meal and there was chatting and goodvibes. From the top of world, or at least in Hamamatsu, various significant areas were pointed out to me, Unfortunately, the day was overcast, so it was difficult to see much. Apparently, one can see Mt. Fuji on a clear day. After the ceremonious feast, we call it a day and make plans for the future.


I take the opportunity to stroll around a promenade area of Hamamatsu and I am taken in by this ramen bulidng that seems so Dr. Seuss/Brazil to me. As you travel down this lane, on your right, you can see some unusual looking fixtures outside the building. And as you come out onto the main street, well it is pretty hard not to notice this ramen-ya, noodle shop. How can you not stop and stare at this restuarant front. I just had to take several snaps. And by golly, I wanted to try out their noodles, but I just had a large lunch atop Hamamatsu.




















B-B-Bye for now folks!







Friday, September 29, 2006

Shizuoka

Shizuoka's Main Stroll


One of my big highlights is venturing into Shizuoka city for a workday at the office. These few days that I spend in the office are very exciting for me, as it allows me to soak up some big city vibes and explore when I am not in the office. Shizuoka is bigger than Hamamatsu and I have barely explored. I just love all the big department stores that beg to be visited. For the most part, I enjoy walking around the hub of downtown.


This is not the first time I have come across painted sewer covers. Remember Osuka - We love Osuka. Seems like getting creative with sewer covers are another Japanese thing. I really like Shizuoka's special touch.

I love the rows and rows of bicycles that you can come upon suddenly. A place of high human traffic no doubt. I think this is the back of a cinema acutally.



Oh, and I just love these huge lanterns that hang outside restaurants. I just want to hug them, for some strange reason. A Japanese man walking by seems perplexed that I would to take this picture. Hey, I'm gaijin, every little boring Japanese detail captivates me! I feel no shame. I have become a brazen photographer here, not giving a hoot what the locals think of me, as I photograph that which people take for granted.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Iwata's Hadaka Matsuri and other ponderings

September 28, 2006

I forced myself to go to Mal’s tonight. It seems to often be that situation. And I always end up having a rewarding evening, meeting some new people and having a good chat over nama biru. Well this evening I was prepared to right it off. Once again, there were an overwhelming number of American men, many from Corning (an American LED company stationed in Kakegawa). I tend to have little to say to this group. Our interests are far removed.
I was ready to leave when the two Japanese girls next to me started to talk to me. They asked me if I was Japanese and wondered if I was half. They were marveling at my English. Anyways, I spent the evening chatting with Natsumi and Kayo. It is important for me to note these details, cuz once again I have invited to give them a tour of Vancouver, should they arrive there. So I should keep track of these girls. The other one was Yuko. Anyway, I chatted mostly with Natsumi about Canada and the wildlife. She is really into nature. I can’t wait to see a Japanese tanuki, different from a raccoon, apparently all brown and without the mask and ring around the tail. Seems like tanuki’s are also a problem in Japan.

Natsumi mentioned something very interesting, in terms of my matsuri research. Who would believe that a foreigner's bar could lead to such a treasure chest of ethnomusical tinkerings. What she had to tell me is pretty major, which will enable me to categorize and analyze variations. Yippee. It helps to out drinking now and again, eh?
As I write, I wonder if the groping is underway at the hadaka matsuri in Iwata, which I reluctantly passed aside today. I feel like a wimp. I should have forged ahead and gone through with it as tomorrow may prove to be a difficult feat. Natsumi warns me that a lot of perverts attend the hadaka (naked men) matsuri and will try to grope you later in the evening. That is enough to put me off. I did find someone's blog about participating in the Iwata hadaka matsuri, so mayber I can mention excerpts from that or post a link. Nothing like an insider's perspective.

In Iwata today, I had two Brazilians stop to ask me for help in Portuguese. I must be a dead ringer. I heard that Iwata had a really high Brazilian population, which I really noticed as I left the city, around the train station. My Japanese tends to be better than most Brazilians that I have come across. I would love to be Brazilian and have this rich cultural community that I could tap into. Perhaps I should start to learn some Portuguese.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Learning Curve


Overview of Kakegawa from the castle


September 25, 2006

I survived hell school. The last two days are made up of three lessons each day, something hard for me, especially bearing in mind that hell school is made up of delinquents and over energetic kids. My wise strategy has been to make use of the large classroom and work the kids to exhaustion with vigorous races and games. They were complaining that they were tired from p.e. at school. I did not care - they had to do the races. My revenge. But I end up getting a work out also, cuz I have to umpire all the races and activities. But it is worth it seeing them engaged and actually using some English, rather that tuning out and beating up on each other. I was actually surprised to see myself conducting a class of 8 unruly 9-year-old boys. I would have never foreseen myself being able to do this. I scream, I yell, I snarl and I give Satan’s evil look to the boys from demon school and what do you know – they are actually responding to my threats. When I get really mad – they know it and a heavy thick blanket of oppression hangs over the class, as I stew at them. T-chan warns me that they will get used to my anger and not respond. That is ok. I will start throwing the furniture around then.
On a chirpier note, one of the girls from demon school said she saw me at the Osuka matsuri. She was probably too scared to say hi to me. This is something I have become acutely aware of – the fact that I have over 400 students means that I might bump into them. I have been aware of this with the local school that I teach and I have been avoiding the supermarket in their neighborhood. I have so many kids and there are several groups that look similar, like little clones with similar temperaments, genetics at work no doubt here. So I have begun to run around in some kind of disguise, if I can. For instance, I will always wear my glasses when I teach, so that I look scarier and more intimidating, I hope, and brainier. Then, when I walk about town, I am usually without glasses. When I see children around, I avoid them like the plague. I don’t want to recognize a student and have to acknowledge them. Chances are that I will not remember their name. Plus who wants to deal with work on your time off, not me! But when you are the only foreigner in a small town partying away during their festival, it can be hard to remain incognito, as I discovered. So I asked my student if she was taikoing. She was. I congratulated her and encouraged her to keep on drumming. So many of my students are drumming and I am so jealous. I let them taiko away in class, cuz of course I have a soft spot for the drummers.
One more thing about the demon school. I saw the huge spider on my last day while I was cleaning up. We were so close, we both freaked out. (I was vacuuming and moved some items under the table so I was a foot away on all fours, head right in front of it. I got a good look! I am glad that it is as scared of me, as I am of it. It was freakin huge! Like a tarantula! The body looks like it is covered in velvet; I actually had time to appreciate its beauty. I’m telling you, when this thing walks, you can hear it shuffling! Ughhh.


Large preying mantis (thanks Diane)- not the spider....too scared to take a pic of the spider


I bumped into Jacob, another teacher at Mal’s who was there with one of the Japanese teacher, Keiko, and his Canadian pal, Bruno from St. Leonard, that is a burb of Montreal that I grew up in, amongst the Mafioso. Anyways, Bruno was talking about the huge spider he found in his apartment and said the same thing – that you can hear it walking on the walls or ceilings. He chased it out with a broom. That is my nightmare scenario, that I will inadvertently take one of those monster insects home with me. I am so very careful to seal my bags closed tight when I am at all the schools. I even turn my shoes over and have them on a shelf so that nothing will crawl in there. I am not taking any chances. This bug proofing of my bags and shoes has become second nature to me. When I saw my first giant spider at a school, I got wise very quicly.
So it was fun hanging with Jacob and company. This also supports my theory that the Japanese teachers court the male foreign English teachers. None of my teachers want to hang out with me! I wonder it they have lotteries to see who will get the male foreign teachers that arrive in our district. Anyways, Keiko was tea toddling so I pegged her as the designated driver. Apparently, Japanese laws do not permit even one drink for drivers. It is a 3000 thousand-dollar fine for the driver and a 2000-dollar fine for anyone accompanying the driver. That does not seem to stop some drunkards, as I recall a news story where some drunk driver smashed another car and the 3 kids in the car all drowned. The parents were heartbroken to say the least. If you drink in Japan, you are not driving; perhaps the rationale allows them to get shitfaced, which appears to be the norm. I drink and drive my bike, but stick to the sidewalks. The ride back usually sobers me, as it is often a workout.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Hell School

My Town

September 22. 06

Hell school is draining me. I though the worst would be over when I saw the scat artist early this week, but no. Looks like I have a new monster. Takahiro. I observed him last week, when my supervisor did a team teach session with me and taught this class. At the time, the notes mentioned that he was troublesome and I was relieved that Andrew would be doing the teaching. Yeah he was disruptive with Andrew, but he was far worse today. Right from the get go, he would not stop getting into trouble and irritating others. I nearly lost it when he grabbed and dragged one of the girls (by her leg) and slammed his foot into her crotch. I grabbed him and nearly through him across the room. (This is my great fear – that I will hurt one of the monsters.) I could not believe that she was fine, but I gave him the red flag warning – three warnings and the threat of calling the mom. This subdued him somewhat (the other kids seemed very excited that he might get a phone call – they started policing him and coaxing me to give him another red flag warning) but he was a handful throughout, driving everyone nuts. I think the town is just kinda rough with that working class edge to it. I notice a bunch of scraggily adults that hang around nearby, some looking homeless, some like alcoholics.
The other day, I ended up screaming at some kid. Having a loud voice is something of a weapon. When I yell at them, they really are shocked. Each class seems to have one boy who will nonstop be disruptive, trying to get tons of attention. I feel like I am always breaking up a fight, but it is not really a fight, cuz the kids might be laughing, but I find all the kicking and punching too much. Some of the kids look really disheveled, something I don’t see in society at large or with my other kids. Daito – hell school. I also think the Japanese teacher is not being firm enough or disciplined enough. I feel the kids are used to getting their way. There is a pattern. The problem boys enter the class and go charging into the back room, our office space, to look for a ball to throw around. This is not happening in the other schools. There is some semblance of respect for authority, but not in Daito. I don’t want to give the Japanese teacher a hard time about it. She is stuck with them 3 weeks out of the month. And I don’t want to appear critical of her teaching methods, but her kids are the worst in academic capability and the worst behaved. I don’t want to create waves and create tension with her and I don’t want to appear like someone who can’t handle the situation. I try to burn them out with physical activity and hope no one gets injured. I try to teach them the fundamentals of the curriculum for that week and work on the pronunciation. I was exhausted after only 3 hours of teaching. I set up an obstacle course game, followed by a race game and a basketball game. I have to monitor and keep things running, so I end up running around with the kids for three lessons. A workout let me assure you. Plus I feel like I am going to lose my voice from screaming names throughout the lesson. It is noisy. I will buy a whistle. I have decided. I was quite proud of myself today, I noted, as I realized that I could somewhat control a group of 8 ADHD 10 year old boys. The best thing about Daito hell school is that it is my largest classroom in terms of space, so I can play games like monkey in the middle. That really wears them out. Keep em running and speaking English – that is the way to survive this hell school. I’m beat.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Inside Out Day

Inside Out Day September 13 2006

It is not everyday that one can accidentally wear their pants inside out and venture out into the public world, completely oblivious. Or so I would have thought. I remember being somewhat sleepy and in need of breakfast, but out I ventured to my local supermarket. However, as I am doing my shopping, something strikes me as weird. Something about not being able to find my pockets. I look down and realize that my pants are inside out. I am shocked and stunned. Can others tell, I wonder? My next thought is hurry up and grab some food and get home. Then I start to marvel as to how I managed to do my pants up, despite being inside out. I am half chuckling and muttering to myself as I make my way home. Thank goodness, I am a foreigner and everyone will therefore ignore my strange behavior. When I arrive home, I get a phone call informing me things are not so swell back home. This is perhaps why the pants were inside out. A marker for a notable day.


pants worn inside out. not bad, eh?

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Osuka's Children Matsuri


September 9


All the researching of Osuka led to a successful children's matsuri exploration. No surprises along the way. Some rural sights along the bus ride. I see alot of scenery like this on my way to work.




Too bad it was a cloudy day, as the floats were all covered in plastic, making the figurines difficult to see. It takes away from the beauty of it all, but still the village partyed on.








Everyone takes a break as people relax, eat, drink and get ready to light the lanterns. Alas, I could not stay for the evening, as the last bus left at 5 ish. The reality of rural transport in Japan. For more details on the Osuka matsuri, check out my ethnoid blog.











Friday, September 08, 2006

Osuka

Sacred Tree


September 8, 2006

Day off today. I went to check out osuka or yokusaka. Seems to go by two different names. There is a children’s matsuri going on next week so I went on a fact-finding mission and a location check. Didn’t want to waste the occasion by getting lost or something stupid. Plus I heard that it was by the ocean so I thought it might be a nice place to check out on a day off. After what seemed to be a one-hour bus ride away, I arrived in a small town and considered leaving right away when I realized there might be problems returning back home, bus wise.












As soon as I arrived, I cane across a man that was working on an omikoshi, or perhaps okishiki might be the correct term for it, but it was a matsuri thing and I could hear taiko being played nearby. I asked the man about the matsuri for next week and he confirmed that there would be taiko going on throughout the weekend, all day until 9 in the evening. This seems to be the standard. Everything shuts down at nine – matsuri wise. I found out this information right away and I thought, since this is a really quiet and small village and I know all that I really need to know, perhaps I should try and grab that potentially last bus. Game plan, except that bus was not going anywhere far. So I decided to check out the shrine further and the town as well. I said a prayer at the shrine and took pics, it seems to be a pretty standard thing – the shrine.








Mikuma Shrine and old map of Osuka

Dragon Basin


They are everywhere. I admired the dragon water basin area and examined the map, trying to figure out how I could get to the ocean. The village was very quaint and quiet so it was nice to walk around. I admired and took pics of the architecture; I love the roofs, and the flowers. I could not find the ocean and it was bloody hot and humid – does this never end?









WE LOVE OSUKA


On my travels back to the bus stop, I admired the many bonsai trees. There were a lot of beautifully groomed trees. There was a stupendous huge tree and it turns out to be mystical tree as I found an old shrine and a dedication plaque nearby. A woman on a chari rode by and bowed her head in a very solemn and ceremonious way, which gave me additional hint that this was indeed a much-revered tree. If only I could read Japanese, so that I could make out what the placard said.










Sacred Tree and the shrine and plaque at the trunk



I grabbed the only bus leaving town and was somewhat dismayed to find that it would not return to Kakegawa. It was going to Daitou and I knew there would be a bus there that I could grab to Kakegawa. I am starting to feel like a pro around this area. A wonderful feeling. You have to consider that there are so many little villages along the hour ride and I can make my way home somehow, a considerable feat I believe, for a foreigner.







Monday, September 04, 2006

Work, Sun, and Foreigners-Bonding


September 4, 2006

I got a phone call from my supervisor telling me about a co-worker who was fired for drug possession. Police arrested him and the company wanted to make sure that employees had the facts and not gossip. I only met him once, but I felt bad for him cause I suspect the drug laws here to be harsh. Later that night I saw a clip of him on TV. He was whisked away in handcuffs with his coat draped over his head, looking like some serious offender. You would think he had a host of grow-ups going, but no. Turns out that he had this wimpy looking pot plant in his apartment. It was not even a metre high and looked really pathetic. I think someone ratted him out when he had the plant on his balcony for sun. No doubt it needed something. He’s getting deported over that pathetic plant and what is really sad is that he has a Japanese wife here, as well as kids.
On a brighter note, I bumped into a coworker and he offered me a job teaching his class while he was away in November. He said that I could have his job when he left in January, so I am psyched. It’s just a couple of hours a week, but it will fatten up my wallet.


My new scenic bike route through pastures

Having several days off has done tons for my disposition. I enjoyed the sunny days, yes still sweating, and the scenery. Been discovering new biking routes, as I love short cuts. My new route takes me through a nice residential neighbourhood with many fine homes and gardens. There is also a rural streak to the ride, as I pass a pasture that has been used of grazing cows, so it has the cow poop smell to it, a wonderfully rustic aroma.

I smell the cow dung, but where are the cows.......?

The country is in ecstasy, now that a male heir to the throne has been born. I feel badly for the girls who seem to have little value, now. Well, it’s all a lot more complicated than that, but the media is having a field day speculating about royal drama. I read in the paper an article that blamed gender equality (hmmm – is that what it is?) on the low birth rates in Japan. Women should be getting married and having kids. That is their role. I would love to speak to a Japanese feminist right about now.

I finally made it out to Mal’s Bar, which is located in the outskirts of Kakegawa city. No wonder I had such difficulties finding the bar. This is the foreigner’s bar that my supervisor told me about the first day I arrived here in Kakegawa.
First, I treated myself to an evening of fine Indian food first at Katmandu, a Nepalese-Indian restaurant that is on the way to Mal’s. One of the owners speaks passable English and had spent some time living in Texas. So I had an interesting conversation with him about the Nepalese community in the area, which numbers 100. We talked about different things, including Canada, where he has two brothers living in Vancouver. He mentioned the political situation in Nepal, which I was current due to my addiction to news – this is where it helps to be a news addict. We spoke about Buddhism (they quickly recognized my Buddhist beads that I had inherited from my Tibetan lama friend) and the Dalai Lama who is currently in Vancouver. I think I will have to make that trip to Nepal that I have always said I wanted to do while I am in Asia. I will be able to pick up some pointers from my new Nepalese acquaintances. I spoke to another Nepalese immigrant working in Japan who shared information about the Brazilian population. He had a very thick Japanese-Nepalese accent, so it was difficult to understand him at times. But my understanding was that the Brazilians who come here to work (due to the lack of work/money back in Brazil) often do not stay long in Japan. Then there was also the problem of Brazilians who overstayed their time in Japan, I think. If they return to Brazil, they have to also pay lots of money to someone. It was difficult to understand him when he got excited, but the gist of the situation was that the Brazilians were in a difficult spot living in Japan.
The food was excellent, but perhaps the palak paneer was not as good as Veena’s in my hood, which apparently is owned by Japanese. They both offer delicious varieties of nam bread, of which I always order garlic nam. Yum. The Nepalese owner offered me some special Nepalese tea, which was very chai like and delicious. They were very gracious and I promised to return and tell others, since their establishment recently opened.
From that delicious meal with 'foreigners-bonding' conversation, I made my way to Mal’s, just a quick bike ride away. I was reluctant to enter at first, as I could see that there were only men, but I gathered my courage and entered. Mal was right there to give me a warm greeting. There was a deluge of conversation, as if we were old friends, hooking up again. He was larger than I expected and wearing a Harley Davidson t-shirt. In fact he might have passed for a hell’s angel biker except for the fact that he was African-American. In a nutshell, he said he could hook me up with anything that I wanted, whether it was work, Japanese, taiko – he said he was the mayor of Kakegawa. Apart from the bar, he has a recording studio and label – totown records – a play on Motown ala Tokyo. He books American jazz musicians in Japan and touted photos of his family with Stevie Wonder. He pointed out photos of Miles Davis and Thelonious Monk. He also offers English lessons and Japanese cultural workshops for the business sector, his latest thing.
He’s been living in Japan for 30 years and started off as a news broadcaster or journalist for CBS. He then started off CNN in Japan. I remember Andrew telling me this. When I told him I was researching different matsuris, he said he would hook me up with the local matsuri and told me he knew the matsuri taiko folks. During my matsuri conversation with some of the other locals in the bar, whom Mal introduced me to, we talked about the upcoming ones such as Iwata’s (nude) hadaka festival. William then mentioned the fertility festival, which he described as the penis festival. He said that a massive pink penis is placed on the portable shrine and carted around by women. Everyone had a good laugh and then cell phones whipped out, as well as laptops, to verify this info via the net. Sure enough there are fertility festivals in different parts of Japan. “The Japanese are not restrained by Judeo-Christian thinking y’know!” This is probably the third time I have heard this statement from gaijin.
After several hours of socializing and an inauguration into Mal’s family bar, complete with future invitations to bar-b-q’s and pizza time, I took my leave. It was an interesting evening of hanging out with foreigners in Japan.

Living in the moment, as the buddhist practise goes, I am endeavoring.....